Hayden {[Headphone]} (bluesif) wrote in torianus,
Hayden {[Headphone]}
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someone say something funny...

please?

Someone I know was over today and was singing Tori Amos...I told him to go home and then I blasted "Hole in My Heart" by Cyndi Lauper. He didn't see the goodness in that movie ((Vibes...now out of print)) or the song.

Is it just me or are all Tori Amos fans either obsessed with her or EXTREMELY proud to be a fan?

I dated a boy once I met at a coffee house...I overheard him talking about Tori Amos...and I just wanted to be a dick and I was like, "Oh you mean Myra Ellen ha ha" and he was like, "Tori sent you to me, we're supposed to be together."

Then I puked on him...well not really...but it would have made a better ending to this pointless story.

Tori Stories...heh.
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You should have puked on him, but not in in a kind of bend-down-and-vomit-in-your-lap kind of way, but in a stick-your-finger-down-your-throat-and-projectile-spew-all-over-his-face kind of way. Oh, and it'd be even funnier if you had eaten something with a lot of mustard and/or spice in it!
Ohhhh yes!! That could have been soooooooo hot!! I should go back to Michigan just to do that!!
Michigan? Yikes! That's where I am! I wouldn't waste your time coming back to this place...
yeah...18 plus 8 months of my life is enough...r u friends with beautiful Justin then?
Justin who? I know a couple of them.
mister snustlyho Justin Crow =P his code name ;)
Of course I know The Snust! He's my homedog.
yeah, and he's dreamy =)
vomit. lovely :)
vomit is hot
Vibes: Kickass movie. Love it. It was on WAM! like, a week or so ago.

Toriphiles tend to be obsessed, I'll even admit to that. But I'm openminded and love this community, regardless.

You really should have vomited on him. I'm not even as crazy as he was.
Gir makes me smile =)
Gir makes everyone smile. :)

Beanikins, prancing around the house shouting "mummy's home, mummy's home!"
I love Cyndi and I loved Vibes and I loved the song Hole in my Heart!
good =)
Tori sent you to me.

What?
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