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Friday, November 30th, 2007
8:31 am
tori amos
she's sucked for close to a decade now. her last 3 albums were absolute trash, and she's not hot anymore. her continued touring is akin to fat elvis in vegas- a disgrace. her fans are rabidly dogmatic retards.
Friday, September 2nd, 2005
4:35 am

The actual resurrection of toribitchlist (not to be confused with tori_bitch_list. Ours is the one that actually has members and humor and a point.

Just a note.
Sunday, March 27th, 2005
3:01 pm
oh no Tori please! no more pills! I dont want to live forever.....

got any English muffins? and not the queer cinnamon-raisin crap


Ever hear of 'Far Too Gone'  Its' about some dude who thinks he's Tori Amos
and his gothic slut girlfriend "Malaise". He starts flipping out on everyone, it's quite
grotesque in the same way 'Sense and Sensibility' was. seriously I'm a huge fan. I have several fetishes,
but besides that, surprisingly normal.

I thought
you'd be interested in checkin it out. I hope you like it yo

bye now (kisses)

Sunday, January 30th, 2005
12:18 am
New kind of but not really.
I just joined to post this. I'm quite a fan of Tori Amos, and enjoy her music like woah, and enjoy almost every song on every CD of hers. I don't really know what she's like as a person so I can't say I like her or hate her, but whatever. I saw her on Punk'd and felt she was a bit patronizing. But yeah. I get the feeling a lot of you like Kate Bush, and I was wondering who she was, if she's really good, and if anyone would like to tell me where I could find things out about her, music...you know, all that stuff.

Current Mood: cold
Tuesday, August 3rd, 2004
9:52 pm
You can hear a pin drop
I've noticed that there aren't too many people who post in this journal. I'm just curious as to why someone would hate Tori Amos? She founded RAINN, which offers free councelling to women who have been sexually assaulted. She doesn't project a negative self image and basically, she's a pretty cool person. I mean, if you're going to pick a person to hate, why not pick eminem or Snoop Dog. Why pick Tori Amos? And by the way, Tori has made many comments about Kate Bush and says that she is flattered that people compare her to kate. She's also said that she admires kate as an artist and she's a big fan. I love Kate Bush too, and I see some similarities, but NOT many. Tori and Kate are two totally different individuals and their writing style is not similar at all.

Current Mood: calm
Thursday, April 1st, 2004
3:41 pm
Well I noticed it's pretty quiet in here and I decided to post with a question for you all . . .

Were you a Tori Amos fan before, and if so, what drove you to be a Anus With Feet?.

Thank you!
Monday, February 2nd, 2004
4:57 pm
The Ten Commandments of Tori Anus Land

1.) Thou shalt not be impressed by whiny redheads with bad teeth. Yeah, she can play the piano, but so can any Japanese fourth grader.

2.) Thou shalt not like Tori Amos just because you're a gay man. If you're looking to express your 'originality' by what artists you list in your PlanetOut.com profile, there are far less established, more experimental artists to choose from.

3.) Thou shalt practice voodoo, and wish harm upon your enemies. None of that pansy 'harm none' Wicca crap.

4.) Thou shalt not be friendly with faeries. Demons are way cooler, and can get you into better clubs. (Incidentally, the correct spelling is 'fairy'. You fucking fairy.)

5.) Thou shalt laugh at people from toriamos who leave negative comments here. Especially those with poor grammar, spelling, punctuation, or BROKEN CAPS LOCK KEYS.

6.) Thou shalt roll your eyes and say 'Oh, GOD' every time someone mentions Tori Amos in your presence. When they say, 'What?', change the subject or walk away. THEY HATE THAT.

7.) Thou shalt not base your hatred of Tori Amos solely off of a comparison made to Kate Bush. This will save you lots of time 'debating' with Tori fans. Kate fans would probably just snicker, but that's irrelevant.

8.) Thou shalt refer to the community moderator as 'Brilliant Shimmering Beauty Beyond the Vermillion Dawn Whose Grace, Intelligence, Charm, Profundity, and Svelte Size 7 Figure Illuminate the Darkest Corners of This Soiled Lifeless Orb.' Just thought I'd throw that one in there.

9.) Thou shalt destroy every Tori Amos CD you own. Extra brownie points if you destroy your friends copies, too.

10.) Thou shalt delight in mischief and find humor in pushing buttons. 'Maturity' is relative, and Intelligence is not measured merely by an opinion.

Current Mood: mischievous
Sunday, September 7th, 2003
12:35 am
Dear toriamos members,

Please fuck off and get yeast infections. Stop harassing the members of this community. You don't see us posting waste-of-time comments in your community, do you?

The Management

Current Mood: nauseated
Friday, September 5th, 2003
10:07 pm
Hello out there in Anus-land!
Well I thought I'd update with a little piece of info that I found to be quite amusing. It's a quote from Kate Bush used in an article in February's issue of MOJO magazine.

"Work obsesses me and everyone around me is dragged into it. It's very important for me not to get so sucked into it. To hold some kind of lightness about it. It's terrible, really, I sometimes think I might as well just be a brain and a big pair of ears on legs, stuck in front of a mixing desk."


Me: ::links to drama in toriamos::
Josh: god
Josh: what infinitely stupid people
Josh: I hope they all get yeast infections

Friday, February 21st, 2003
10:42 pm
For all those not in Gaffa:

Kate vs Tori.
Friday, February 14th, 2003
12:03 am
EARS WITH FEET? What the fuck kind of hallucinogen-induced mindless crap-babble is EARS WITH MOTHERFUCKING FEET?

I swear to god, this woman can spit up any mess of words mashed together, no matter how mindless, and you people worship it like it's a BLOODY CORNSTALK DOLLY!


Current Mood: amused
Thursday, February 13th, 2003
10:21 pm
i know exactly where i'm gonna put my kate bush cds when i get them: where tori amos' cds used to be ;)
Monday, February 10th, 2003
11:36 pm
Hello all. Although I admit I am a Tori fan, I have become a huge fan of Kate Bush over the years, and not as much of a fan of Tori. Either way, I'm making a website, which will be a half-joke, pointing out similarities between Kate and Tori like lyrics, and pictures, and what not. For example, my icon and the Never For Ever pictures compared to Tori in her video for "Glory of the 80s", or Tori's song "Here. In My Head" compared to Kate's lyric "every time it rains, you're here in my head", Under the Ivy vs. Under the Pink, the Little Earthquakes cover vs. the Kick Inside cover. Just those things that make you wonder if it's a coincidence or not. If you'd like to contribute let me know, I'll be working on it for a while, but I'll let you know when I'm finished.

Current Mood: bored
Saturday, January 25th, 2003
10:39 pm

Thanks for sharing, Beth!

Current Mood: amused
Friday, January 17th, 2003
9:43 am
Well hello out there in torianus land! It's me, the pillar of Matronly perfection, Joan Crawford! I was so thrilled when I came across your community, a community full of people who, like me, HATE TORI AMOS!

You may wonder why I hate her so. Let me tell you the story of how her and I met a few years back...

Tina and I were eating at Perino's, when all of a sudden a drunken red-head wearing tight, tapered jeans and a skimpy halter top (with no brassiere underneath) walked over to our table and introduced herself!
"Miss Crawford, my name is Tori Amos. I'm a huge fan of yours, and I would be honored if you would join me at my table and dine with me."

At first I declined, but upon her insistence, (and realization I could get a free meal out of her) I eventually gave in and we dined with her.

After a few drinks, we were getting along wonderfully! In fact, so wonderfully that she invited me over to her hotel room for a few more drinks. On the way out, I had my driver drop Tina off at the nearest bus stop, and away we went!

Once inside the hotel room, she locked the door, dimmed the lights and ran into the next room. A few seconds later, I was immobilized by loud bangings and unearthly warblings! It turns out that she had put one of her albums into the CD player.

She ran out of the back room wearing a leather harness and crotchless panties, and she had a 'Fist of Adonis' raised over her head! She let out a horrible war cry and charged at me screaming "I WANT THAT PUSSY!"

"NOT ON YOUR LIFE, SISTER!" I said, and just as she lunged into the air, rubber fist aimed right at me, I spread my legs and blasted her across the room with a bolt of vaginal drainage.
She got up and muttered some kind of Wiccan nonsense in an attempt to paralyze me with her feminist powers, but she would soon learn that YOU DON'T FUCK WITH THE QUEEN OF MEAN! I DIDN'T SPEND THOSE 20 YEARS IN HELL DARNING SATAN'S SOCKS, YOU LITTLE BACKWATER HUSSY! I'VE GOT MORE TRICKS UP MY SLEEVES THAN YOU'VE GOT STRETCH MARKS UP YOURS! I KNOW HOW TO COMPETE AND WIN!!!

I summoned the biggest, nastiest, hairiest, smelliest, fattest demon I could manage, and it burst through the floor with a shower of fire and brimstone! What happened next is kind of a haze because I had a few too many Vodka and Pepsis, but when I walked out of the apartment, the demon was using the 'Fist of Adonis' on her nether-regions as she squealed in ecstacy.

Oh well. At least I got a free meal out of her.


Current Mood: enraged
Thursday, January 16th, 2003
10:29 pm
b o r e d
someone say something funny...


Someone I know was over today and was singing Tori Amos...I told him to go home and then I blasted "Hole in My Heart" by Cyndi Lauper. He didn't see the goodness in that movie ((Vibes...now out of print)) or the song.

Is it just me or are all Tori Amos fans either obsessed with her or EXTREMELY proud to be a fan?

I dated a boy once I met at a coffee house...I overheard him talking about Tori Amos...and I just wanted to be a dick and I was like, "Oh you mean Myra Ellen ha ha" and he was like, "Tori sent you to me, we're supposed to be together."

Then I puked on him...well not really...but it would have made a better ending to this pointless story.

Tori Stories...heh.

Current Mood: bored
Friday, December 6th, 2002
9:56 pm
You guys are so original, it's bewildering.


Keep up the good work!

Current Mood: peaceful
Friday, November 22nd, 2002
3:50 pm
Much to my mortification while searching the Palace of Auburn Hills website, I came across this hideous picture of Tori Anus. Can we, like, be anymore generic?

Current Mood: annoyed
12:49 am
Tori ANUS conversation between Justin &...Justin!
H0LD PLEASE: our plans were for saturday
Pig In a Poke 83: UM
Pig In a Poke 83: what plans?
Pig In a Poke 83: They're on sunday
Pig In a Poke 83: remember?
Pig In a Poke 83: Your taking me with you to Tori
Pig In a Poke 83: So I can ASSASINATE her TORI ANUS ASS
H0LD PLEASE: noooo... they're for saturdate
H0LD PLEASE: saturday
Pig In a Poke 83: take me with you to tori anus
H0LD PLEASE: you dont even fucking like her
Pig In a Poke 83: exactly.
H0LD PLEASE: our plans were for saturday
H0LD PLEASE: so i take it you're not on for saturday anymore, eh
Pig In a Poke 83: I was sitting in a hot tob recently with osama bin laden, and he only had two things to say> Kill that bitch tori anus and PASS THE SPRINKLES!
H0LD PLEASE: are we still on for sat or what
Pig In a Poke 83: yeah of course :-)
Friday, November 15th, 2002
12:28 am
Tori Anus can suck a dark chocolate rice crispy treat out of my blown-out-in-buffalo hole while lactating her boosoms in a mason jar full of mice turds

Current Mood: anxious
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